To Whom Am I Talking To, Anyway?

Like, seriously?

You gotta be kidding me!

So, it's not my high school crush...not my college crush...not my office crush...not the gits who, I think, have got a crush on me..

And now, not him?!

Then WHOOO is it?!



PS: don't get me wrong. I just wanna know...so I could scuttle
away. :'-(